22 Ways Kayla and Kelsey Can Get World Series Tickets

-paint a parrot grey to look like a pigeon, make it memorize ATM numbers and steal money for us.
-set our houses on fire and collect the insurance money.
-kidnap a freshmen for a ransom.
-kill an elephant and sell ites tusks on the black market.
-cure AIDS before Wednesday and sell the vaccine.
-make nuclear materials deals with Iran.
-Transport cocaine across the border.
-get a boxer to throw the big fight and bet on his underdog opponent.
-start a worldwide phenomenon pop group and sell tix for >$1000 each.
-write the gread American novel.
-find out an ultra top secret CIA operation and blackmail the government.
-sell our bodies to the night, of course.
-bet best friend's Babe Ruth baseball in high stakes poker game and actually remember to win.
-steal an Alaskan glacier under cover of darnkess and sell to Saudis for drinking water.
-train a seal to paint in watercolor and sell its work.
-sell 1/8th of Ian Lausa's hoodies.
-sue McDonalds because I stepped on a Happy Meal Transformer toy yesterday and it hurt like a bitch.
-find a peasant girl to marry who can spin gold thread after shady dealings with 'good' fairy.
-sell our eggs from our ovaries.
-run donation drive for rabid squirrel awareness and keep da moolah.
-make fake alter-ego, get him a social security # and a credit card and charge as many as we like.
-sell Connor's kidnies.
-Scrounge in penny tray at 7-11 and in car, in between couch cushions. You never know.