Me, about a month ago: "I don't want to read/watch Twilight because I'm afraid I'll like it as I am a fan of ze vampires!"
Me, now: "OMG SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S EVEN REAL!"
http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html
If you can get through to book 4's summary without fainting from awfulness overdose, you win.
14 years ago
6 comments:
i'm so glad i'm not the only one with absolutely NO desire to read those stupid books. next time i hear "i heart edward cullen" i'm going to punch someone
Twilight sounds completely retarded!
Vampires that can walk in sunlight/ go to biology class are completely lame.
Completely!!!
You guys provide an oasis of awesome in the desert of Twilight lame.
Funniest shit ever. My mom is reading twilight for her book club, so i'm passing this on. Also LOL to mormonism. I'll leave it at that
these vampires do not merely walk in sunlight. they -sparkle- in it.
-sparkle-
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