Thursday, September 11, 2008

A dialogue:

The Hookah Bar: Hey, remember when your relationship was irreparably damaged by me?
Me: yeah.
The Hookah Bar: I know a new trick: now I do it pre-emptively!
Me: Thanks a lot, asshole.

1 comments:

titothegreat said...

in my experience,

ending relationships suck.
hookah bars, as a general rule, suck.

however, chin up, we JUST got to college and everything is gonna get better. if he doesn't realize how awesome you are, he's not cool enough to jump your bones anyway.

i miss you!