Near Death Experience! (Yeah, it sucked)

so i had quite the near death experience here.
I was talking to Brad anderson, and he said that he and jenny and his friend kyle were going to the promenade on wednesday, so i should come meet him. id been talking to kyle since about six months ago, and he seemed cool, just a little 'wild an crazy' (lol im a nerd) with minor drinking (ew) and pyromanic tendencies.
so i got there and kyle is this hideous beast in a creepy trenchcoat, and he kept lighting his jacket on fire and patting it out with his hands(!) and when he got bored he pulled out 3 pocket knives and started juggling with them. Jenny an i were horrifyed, and i kept leaning over her, going (HE IS CRAAAAZY! LIKE A MOOSE!!) and we were shaking in our little boots.

of course, he had to fall in love with me. (waaaaah! pity meeee!)

So last night I was online and he.... ASKED ME OUT!!!
Exact wording:
Kyle: So i wanted to ask you something
Me: ?
Kyle: um, nvmd.
Me: no tell me
Kyle:what are you doing at like 7 or 8 tomorrow?
Me: (IN STATE OF SHEER PANIC) um, actually, Kyle, I'm seeing someone. (LIES!!!)
Me: we sort of just got together last night
Kyle: oh, I shouldve expected that. Whats his name?
Me: uh he goes to my school, i dont thikn you'd know him
Kyle: I knew you'd be with someone. You are awesome and hott (2 T's! Hes so sweet...)
Me: Eh? ack not really
Kyle: u could get any guy u wanted (cha, any guy on his wing of the psych ward)
Me: thats nice of u to say.um, sorry again
Kyle: um, if you hadnt met someone last night, do you think your answer would be different? (jeez, is he like planning on kidnapping me in like a time machine???)
Me: eh, I don't think so... I'm really not into stuff like you know, violence and drinking, and you seem to be. (God I'm going to be murdered)
Kyle: I was just bored during the movie! (Oh good so whenever you get bored with me you are going to set me on fire)
Me: well u know, we only really ever talk online, since u go 2 SLHS
Kyle: I suppose. I'm going to fix myself a drink. (AAAAAHHHHH!!!! HIM CRAZY = VERY YES!!)

he is scary. i am scared of him. not only is he crazy pyro boy, he is also under some crazy idea that sane guys take intrest in me. lol