Today I was watching daytime TV and eating animal crackers like the cool kid I am when suddenly I became aware of a new revolution sweeping the wide world of condiments. Yes, folks, an innovative new lid for your mayonaisse (sic) has arrived that is made of plastic and has a little protector rim so you don't have to get your fingers all mayo-y when you make a yummy sandwich. You can also scrape your knife on it.
Does this qualify as a revolution? I think not.
Maybe a revolution for getting even more crumbs in your mayo. Ew. According to Emma, this is not gross. It most certainly is.
TOP 5 THINGS IT IS GROSS TO GET CRUMBS IN!!!!
5. Peanut Butter
4.Jelly.
3. Your mom
2. Mayo
1. Butter
Does this qualify as a revolution? I think not.
Maybe a revolution for getting even more crumbs in your mayo. Ew. According to Emma, this is not gross. It most certainly is.
TOP 5 THINGS IT IS GROSS TO GET CRUMBS IN!!!!
5. Peanut Butter
4.Jelly.
3. Your mom
2. Mayo
1. Butter
Yeah, I'm cool.
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