I couldn't be crazy enough to miss it.
Except for the post-its.
Most commonly heard phrases at Target:
We need all closing team members to recieving for tonight's huddle............Our safety topic for tonight is Don't disembowel yourself with the shiny box-cutter.........LOD?--Go for LOD--What's your location?--Back of G13--Can I go on break?.............(in an annoying sing song from the elec. department)-"Nothings gonna change the shape of things!!", "Cinderelley Cinderelley -Coming soon to DVD-" "Karmakarmakarmakarmakarma chameeeeleooonn"...............We need those zones completed by 9:30..................Inventory is September 9th, complete zoooones............. _______, (what ever department I'm in) you have 4326 full carts of abandons...............Pulls for H+b, sporting goods, grocery................Make sure to get those Target red card out, we're only at 98.999% for this year.................LOD Sean, how are sales today?..................CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING???????
Like I said, couldn't be crazy enough to miss it.
14 years ago
1 comments:
awwww, doesn't it suck being a productive member of society? seriously, retail would be so much better if no customers ever came into the store. in any case, even if you no longer get paid to wear red and khaki, i love you madly!
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